Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Blollege Blirl (college girl... cleverly disguised, eh?) She was incredible, and incredibly humble, and able to rule the campus with a well-manicured, iron fist.
She had a 7:30 class, and as she crawled out of bed this morning there seemed to be something truly wrong. The sun had yet to rise, and even in her castle (apartment) she could tell that the day would be a cold one.
For a moment it seemed possible that there was something wrong with her alarm clock, that it was still the middle of the night. But every other clock in her royal chambers (bed room) confirmed what her own alarm clock was telling her.
Wearing three layers... and a coat... she was ready to step outside her apartment building into the cold and black that was the morning. Her royal carriage (otherwise known as the campus shuttle bus) was waiting for her, and she boarded it to head off to learn and academically grow.
Universal Truth Number Seven
Everything's Better in a Fairy Tale
Admit it, if I hadn't written this like a fairytale, it'd be more boring than spit
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2 comments:
I like the SLY why you disguised college girl.
i just like the word "Blirl" :)
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