Monday, September 24, 2007

Universal Truth Number Four

Being shallow is painful.
What's that, you say? Your fourth universal truth is, Being Shallow is Painful!?!
Yes. Yes it is.
The other day I was walking to my Biology class, and nearly ran directly into some kid.
Why?
I wasn't watching where I was going. You know how some buildings are shiny... and you can see yourself in them?
Yeah, enough said. Vanity is pain, anyone with a similar experience can back me up with this one.

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